Fight Club or Step In to a Slim Jim!

Ok, a little off subject on the diet for a moment. I was almost in a fight last week.
I sell health insurance in a mall. I know. Anyway, last week I was signing up a young lady and we heard some "loud talk" coming from the cell phone booth next door. There was a young guy upset with a cell phone salesman. This went on for about ten minutes. I asked the young lady I was signing up for health insurance if she would like me to call security. She said no. Well another five minutes goes by and there is loud cursing. I'm a little upset but again the young lady says it's alright. I guess the young dude has had it with the cell phone guys and walks away screaming and cursing at them. In the middle of the mall next to our kiosk. The young lady says, "watch your language". The young punk says to F you B word. That's the one word I can't stand when used to a lady. I'm mad and I say F you. He says F you fatty. Now it's on. I say get out of the mall. He proceeds to say you want a piece of me? I say a piece of what. He's about 5'10" skinny and a little punk. I tell him to leave the mall while walking towards him. He backs up and goes over to the food court to sit down with his friend who looks likes he's mortified to be seen with this nutjob. I see the skinny kid talking and looking over at me. I decide to call security since he isn't leaving but looks like he's up to planning something for revenge or something. The punk then decides to throw the chairs as he leaves. He doesn't throw them at me but still crappy. Cue the mall security five minutes after all the "action" is over. Quite a bit of excitement for the middle of the day at the mall last week. One of my friends Kristy who manages the ProActiv cart said I was smiling the whole time. I forgot I do that. I always have this evil grin when get into a good fight or argument. Oh, the other funny thing is the cell phone guy comes up with the kids name, phone number, and address. The punk bought a phone and felt like he had been wronged. The guy is banned from the mall now.